The Reign Of Palpatine (bryan Adams - Summer Of '69) Lyrics - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

I got my brand new X-Wing 

right off the assembly line 

White, 'n with that streak of red 

I loved to hear the engine whine. 

Me and some guys from home 

we shot womp rats out in my backyard 

Deak just quit, Windy got drafted 

Biggs was blown into a million shards. 

But flying over the Death Star 

I thought that he would last forever 

and when I heard old Ben 

I knew that it was now or never 

that was the best shot of my life. 

I got trained but my friends were in trouble 

so I had a job to do 

I flew to Cloud City on Bespin- 

an' that's when I met you, yeah! 

Duelling there among the clouds 

you told me that we'd rule forever 

and when you cut off my hand 

I knew that I would join you never! 

that was the worst day of my life. 

Oh yeah! 

Back in the reign of Palpatine 

Oh! 

I had to go get Han from Jabba's palace, 

the poor guy was sick and blind- 

I thought Yoda would last forever, forever, Oh! 

I fought you again above Endor 

Your boss, he tried to make me mad. 

I said no, so then he tried to kill me 

That's when you really came through, Dad. 

Standing with him held up high 

You threw him and he fell forever. 

People would say it was me, but 

I knew that we did it together. 

That was the best day of my life. 

Oh yeah! 

Back in the reign of Palpatine 

uh huh.. 

It was the reign of Palpatine..