The Max Rebo Band (billy Joel - The Pianoman) Lyrics - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

It's nine o'clock down at Jabba's place 

the regular crowd waddles in 

there's a wierd thing sitting next to me 

it has three eyes and mottled grey skin. 

Fett says Max can you play me a memory 

I'm not really sure how it goes 

but it's haunting and sweet and if you miss a beat 

this carbine will blow off your nose. 

La la la, de de da 

La da de de da, da dum.. 

Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band 

sing us a song tonight 

'cause we're all in the mood for a melody 

except Solo, who's in carbonite. 

Now Jabba the Hutt is a friend of mine 

he gives me my life for free 

And because he's a Hutt, why, we all kiss his butt 

or the rancor will have us for tea. 

He said "Bo Shuda, offom da Tukatti!" 

as he stuffed a frog into his face 

but we don't know a woid, 'cause he shot the talkdroid 

So we'll smile and nod, just in case. 

Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band 

sing us a song tonight 

'cause we're all in the mood for a melody 

except Solo, who's in carbonite. 

Sy Snootles is our favourite vocalist 

her face, it ain't launching no ships. 

Don't know why it behove her to go kiss a hoover 

but that's how she got those wierd lips. 

A Gammorean guard is headbutting bricks 

as another one gnaws on a bone 

and I don't know which has less intelligence 

either those two big thugs or the stone. 

Oh, La la la da, de de da 

La la de de da, da dum.. 

Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band 

sing us a song tonight 

'cause we're all in the mood for a melody 

except Solo, who's in carbonite. 

It's a pretty good crowd, here at Jabba's place 

it's a killing, that's why we're all here 

we'll sail over the dune to the pit of Carkoon 

and we'll toss someone in with a cheer. 

'Cause we've got a new droid on the pedestal 

and a man in black's come in the door 

he just pointed a gun over Salicious Crumb 

and then promptly fell through the floor. 

Oh, La la la da, de de da 

La la de de da, da dum.. 

Sing us a song now, Max Rebo Band 

sing us a song tonight 

for the last of the Jedi is down below 

and the rancor is gripping him tight