Only A Gungan (billy Joel - Always A Woman) Lyrics - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

He has bat-wing ears of ridiculous size 

and he looks like a duck with detachable eyes 

and he's only around for the comic relief 

He speaks like a child, and he's only a gungan to me. 

He's the galaxy's most irrepressable loser 

introduces himself saying "whosa are yousa?" 

why Anakin likes him, I really can't see 

walks like a cartoon, and he's only a gungan to me 

He, makes a fool of himself 

always bumbling around 

such a brainless reptile. 

Oh, I can't figure him out 

but I'm not taken in 

by that big goofy smile 

Our sense of absurd is what's caused all the teasin' 

He's a general for no understandable reason 

and his own people banished him, 'cause they could see 

that he's clumsy, and stupid, he's only a gungan to me. 

He, can't take care of himself 

if he happened to die 

I don't think that I'd mourn. 

Oh, I once told Qui-Gon Jinn 

my opinion of him 

a "pathetic life form" 

He fried his own brain while retrieving a tool 

he always tries hard to be somebody's fool 

and he won't be here in twenty years, I forsee 

so I'm hoping like you that he dies in part two, 

cause he's only a gungan to me.