In The Cantina (barry Manilow - Copacabana) Lyrics - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

His name was Solo, he was a smuggler 

He flew the Falcon everywhere, with a two-meter lump of hair 

he was in trouble, he owed to Jabba 

he had to fix his credit flow, so there was just one place to go 

a wretched hive, you see 

of scum and villainy 

The cantina in Mos Eisley was his destiny! 

It was Solo, in the cantina 

the beer, it don't come any greener 

here with Solo, in the cantina 

music and blasters and Sullustan pastas here with Solo! 

He was in luck... 

His name was Greedo, he wore a blaster. 

He'd used it all across the land, and now he had it in his hand, 

and he was waiting, waiting for Solo 

when a commotion to his right looked like an entertaining fight 

'Cause Doctor Evezan 

wanted to do Luke in 

When Kenobi pulled out a saber, Ponda lost a limb! 

Here with Solo, in the cantina 

it was when Luke was such a wiener 

here with Solo, in the cantina 

music and Wookiees and Rodian cookies here with Solo! 

There was some blood.. 

So later Greedo ran into Solo 

poor Solo had nowhere to run, 'cause he was looking down a gun 

and Greedo pushed him, back to the table 

where Solo said he had a stash, and Greedo asked him for the cash 

But Solo's gun went blam 

and Greedo's head went slam 

then Solo got up and left the table, left for Alderaan! 

Here with Solo, in the cantina 

you'll find every wierd Tattooiner 

here with Solo, in the cantina 

liquids distilling and infrequent killing here with Solo! 

come try your luck.. 

come try your luck.