Hotel Of The Emperor (the Eagles - Hotel California) Lyrics - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

Went to Darth Vader my way 

handcuffs on my hands 

walker came to meet us 

rising up in the air 

up ahead in the distance 

a shuttle platform, at night 

the air grew colder and my face grew grim 

it was my father, all right 

There he stood in the doorway 

Commander had done well 

and I was thinking to myself 

I'd never noticed- his helmet's a bell. 

Then he lit up my saber 

and he showed me the way 

there were voices down the corridor 

I thought I heard them say 

Welcome to the hotel of the Emp'ror 

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) 

hanging there in space. 

Big as a moon is the hotel of the Emp'ror 

What a giant sphere (What a giant sphere) 

And the guy is here! 

His body evil and twisted 

He wants me for his own ends 

His confidence is his weaknesses 

Mine's my friends. 

Now we stand in the throne room 

see the fleet, and I fret. 

Some stand to remember 

Some stand to forget. 

So I call up my saber 

activates with a whine, and he said 

Good, now use that aggression and fear 

Like you're father, you're mine 

And still those voices are calling from far away 

Must be those two red guys out of sight 

I thought I heard them say 

Welcome to the hotel of the Emperor 

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place) 

hanging here in space. 

We're living it up at the hotel of the Emp'ror 

What a nice surprise (What a nice surprise) 

For those rebel guys! 

Shadows and low ceiling 

A brilliant place to hide, (and Dad said) 

So, you have a sister here 

She'll love the Dark Side. 

In the master's chambers 

I drove him to defeat 

His master couldn't change my side; 

I got sizzled like some meat! 

Last thing I remember, he was 

lifted off the floor 

and thrown into the passage black 

to the main reactor core. 

Relax, said Anakin, I was 

programmed but I'm free 

You can check out any time you like 

Go my son, leave me!