Help (the Beatles - Help) Lyrics - Song Parodies

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) 

When I was younger, so much younger than today 

I hadn't traveled all around this place far, far away. 

But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured 

I've been had, and Darth's my Dad, 

and now I've lost my sword. 

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down 

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground 

I think my hand is at the lost and found 

Won't you please, please help me! 

Oh boy, how things have changed in oh so many ways 

Looking down, I think my hand just vanished in the haze. 

This weather vane I'm on, it doesn't feel secure 

I know that I just need you like I've never done before 

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down 

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground 

I think my hand is at the lost and found 

Won't you please, please help me! 

When I was younger, so much younger than today 

I hadn't travelled all around this place far, far away. 

But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured 

I've been had, and Darth's my Dad, 

and now I've lost my sword. 

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down 

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground 

I think my hand is at the lost and found 

Won't you please, please help me! 

Help me 

Help me!!!