Anything Goes Lyrics - Song Parodies

1. 

If health care means Barack Obama 

can yank out the plug on Momma, 

it clearly shows, 

Anything goes. 

When acolytes of global warming 

see proof of their dire warning 

in record lows, 

Anything goes. 

Are you unemployed today? 

Did they dock your pay? 

Jobs that go away 

now are gone to stay. 

From above the fray, 

The politicians say, 

"That's just how it goes." 

The deadly scheme called fast and furious 

proves that in matters serious 

they ain't pro's. 

Anything goes. 

2. 

That coalition of the clueless 

called Occupy camps out loo-less, 

so hold your nose. 

Anything goes. 

They're demonizing venture capital 

while raising funds from affable 

C. E. O's. 

Anything goes. 

We know that Iran has nukes , 

Pakistan has nukes, 

them that can has nukes, 

lotsa kooks got nukes, 

and the liberal pukes 

don't care who gets nukes, 

not 'til one of 'em blows. 

John Edwards can escape conviction 

with nothing but folksy diction 

and pricey clothes. 

Anything goes. 

3. 

Obama makes a speech on Labor Day, 

So long he might not go away 

'til it snows. 

Anything goes. 

Al Gore did *not* invent the internet. 

Liberals give him credit, yet. 

I suppose.... 

Anything goes. 

The world has gone mad today 

and good's bad today, 

and black's white today, 

and wrong's right today, 

and John Roberts may 

find a goofy way 

to ignore what he knows. 

At last we finally got bin Laden 

consigned to the ocean bottom 

to decompose. 

Anything Goes. 

4. 

Bill Maher had a colonoscopy, 

putting his whole philosophy 

where it shows. 

Anything goes.