If You See Jordan Lyrics - Singles - Something Corporate

I have a story, a bitter anthem, 

For everyone to hear 

About this kid who just don't like me, 

And that's a solid fact. 

They say he's hunting me and as you see, 

I'm all swelled up with fear, 

Cause I can't get him off my back 

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan) 

He makes me sick (he makes me sick) 

High school's over (high school's over) 

And you still won't quit 

You tried to fight me down at Seiler's beach, 

And man I think that's great. 

You nearly cried and said to yell at you, 

Like you do at all the girls 

And you drove home real quick , 

Did you make it home inside to masturbate? 

There's one to many of you in this world 

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan) 

He makes me sick (he makes me sick) 

High school's over (high school's over) 

And you still won't quit 

You say it's chivalry, 

But it's jealousy, 

That led us to this song. 

Won't play it ofton, just at least until you're gone. 

You'll stop at nothing but the real thing 

And everything up to that's pretend. 

You tried to brain wash all my friends 

If you see Jordan (if you see Jordan) 

He makes me sick (he makes me sick) 

High school's over (high school's over) 

And you still won't quit 

Fuck you Jordan (fuck you Jordan) 

You make me sick (you makes me sick) 

High school's over (high school's over) 

I don't care if you dye your hair 

you'll always be a little red haired bitch