If I Were A Terrorist (i'd Bomb Your Graduation) Lyrics - Something Corporate

She's out of school again 

But she won't be calling from where she is going 

the lines are jammed this time 

what could a girl like her need with a slacker like me 

If I were a terrorist 

I'd bomb you're graduation 

If I were a terrorist 

there'd be no hesitation 

So I'm going on tour with the band 

She said "stay for the summer" but she don't understand 

That the radio plays what they want you to hear 

and I want them to play you your love song this year 

If I were a terrorist 

I'd bomb you're graduation 

If I were a terrorist 

there'd be no hesitation 

The cameras are flashing 

Her black robe is passing 

and there I am chilled to my bones 

This is the year my girlfirends leaving home 

She'll probably end up with a frat guy 

She'll probably get pinned while I sleep in the van 

I'm sure she'll be home for thanksgiving 

I'll send her a picture of me making out with a fan.... And..... 

If I were a terrorist 

I'd bomb you're graduation 

If I were a terrorist 

there'd be no hesitation 

The cameras are flashing 

Her black robe is passing 

and there I am chilled to my bones 

This is the year my girlfirends leaving 

this is the year my girlfriends leaving 

this is the year my girlfriends leaving 

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