Old Pervert Lyrics - Singles - Soft Boys

I'm an old pervert 

And I hang around under the bridge 

I'm an old pervert 

And I hang around under the bridge 

I won't do you no harm 

I just wanna show you what's in my fridge 

So come on, little girl 

Is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge? 

Well, they say that I'm weird 

And disinfectant is the only thing I drink 

They say that I'm weird 

And disinfectant is the only thing I drink 

But cleanliness of the soul 

Is more important, don't you think? 

And I could show you 

One or two things right there in my sink 

So come on, baby 

I'm an old pervert 

And I just don't get around much anymore 

I'm an old pervert 

And I don't get around much anymore 

Sometimes I feel it 

Evaporating through the door 

But come on, pretty baby 

And I show you how I let you score 

Yeah, baby