Freaky Tales Lyrics - Snoop Dogg

These are the tales, the freaky tales 

These are the tales that I tell so well 

These are the tales, the freaky tales 

These are the tales that I tell so well 

I met this girl, her name was Joan 

She loved the way I rocked on the microphone 

When I met Joan, I took her home 

She was just like a doggie all on my bone 

I met another girl, her name was Ann 

All she wanted was to freak with a man 

When I met Ann, I shook her hand 

We ended up freakin by a garbage can 

The next young freak, I met was Red 

I took her to my house and she gave me head 

She like blowin dicks, is all she said 

We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed 

There's another girl, her name is Sherry 

You talk about sex and the girl acts scary 

I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry 

Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry 

Young and tender, sweet Denise 

Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast 

I tell you homeboy if you get a piece 

She'll only start talkin bout signin a lease 

I met a young tender, her name is Lori 

An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her story 

She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa 

And just like Lori she's a real dick pleaser 

My girlfriend's name, was Michelle 

Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale 

When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well 

Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell 

I G'd this girl, her name was Tammi 

I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was? flantly? 

She had a best friend, her name was Janet 

I pulled her to the side and I spit that game 

I had a lot of freaks, in my lifespan 

I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam 

The very next day, I saw her with her man 

One week passed, and I was in her again 

I had an old tender, her name's Jeanine 

She was thirty-eight and I was only seventeen 

She likes to freak, she's just a fiend 

It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans 

I want a big freak, fat and sloppy 

I kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop me 

Two tons of fun, Big Mad Magenta 

A country broad from Alabama 

I met this freak, her name was Beth 

Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death 

I was tired as Hell, I was drippin sweat 

but I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath 

Bake, and, shake, ups 

I met this freak in Vegas 

She she said her name was Don-na 

She was a? belt? lil' freak from Chi-na 

I said, "I don't pimp, or gigolo 

I'm havin so much paper I don't need a hoe 

You can break yourself, but you can't break me 

You never met a player like Snoop baby" 

I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe 

I took her to my house and we did it on the flo' 

The girl got freaky let me tell you mo' 

She was down on her knees, beggin to blow 

She's like another freak, named Renee 

You get her all alone and she'll make your day 

Like Burger King, she knows the play 

and with a freak like Renee you can Have It Your Way 

These are the tales, the freaky tales 

These are the tales that I tell so well 

These are the tales, the freaky tales 

These are the tales that I tell so well! 

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