Incarcerated Lyrics - Snider Todd

My baby mother been incarcerated 

Otherwise she would have been here today 

To testify that every word I stated 

While it may be complicated 

It's still true in a way 

You see this woman here today 

I hardly even know her 

Okay, maybe once or twice I mighta give her a lift 

But she never lent me any money your honor 

Every penny that she gave me she said was a gift 

She said that it was a gift 

She said it was a gift 

My baby mother been incarcerated 

She had some trouble with an interstate cop 

Who said he saw her driving by obliterated 

And was further flusterated by the way she wouldn't stop 

So they called out all the other cops 

And had a high speed chase 

They chased my baby through the side of a tree 

That's when I think they might have planted marijuana in her suitcase 

A court appointed lawyer told us, cop a plea 

So we copped a plea 

We copped a plea 

My baby mother been incarcerated 

I never had a lot of luck with the ladies, your honor 

I never had a lot of luck with much of anything 

My baby mother want to drive a Mercedes, your honor 

My baby mother want to wear a bunch a diamond rings 

She knows dang well I cant afford these things 

Ah! 

My baby mother been incarcerated 

I'm kinda glad if I could tell you truth 

But that don't have a whole lot here to do with this matter you see 

This woman here today, she just don't have any proof 

I don't know whose voice that could be there 

On her telephone recorder 

Maybe her brother or some other friend 

Who is in on it too 

Maybe the same old friend 

Who came and helped her forge my signature 

Because that is not my signature 

I'm telling you the truth 

I am telling you the truth 

I'm telling you the truth 

My baby mother been incarcerated 

I understand about the verdict and everything, your honor 

You're just doing your job and that's alright with me 

Just one more thing before I leave for all my friends and my family 

Can you tell me when this particular episode 

Is gonna be on TV 

I'm gonna be on TV 

Nobody suffers like the poor people suffer.