Alright Guy Lyrics - Singles - Snider Todd

You know just the other morning 

I was hanging around in my house 

I had that new book with pictures of Madonna naked 

I was checkin' it out 

Just then a friend of mine came through the door 

Said she never pegged me for a scumbag before 

She said she didn't ever want to see me any more 

And I still don't know why 

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I think I'm am alright guy, I think I'm am alright guy 

I just want to live until I've gotta die 

I know I ain't perfect, but God knows I try 

I think I'm an alright guy, I think I'm alright 

Now maybe I'm dirty 

And maybe I smoke a little dope 

It ain't like I'm going on TV 

And tearing up pictures of the Pope 

I know I get wild and I know I get drunk 

Well, it ain't like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk 

My old man used to call me a no good punk 

And I still don't know why 

(Chorus) 

You know, just the other night 

These cops pulled me over outside a bar 

They turned on their lights 

And they ordered me out of my car 

Man, I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks 

But still they made me do the stupid human tricks 

Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks 

And I still don't know why 

(Chorus)