The Real Party Song Lyrics - Singles - Smosh

This is gonna be the greatest night 

Inviting all your friends and we're doing it right 

We'll host the best parties, it will be so cool 

Wanna party this us? 

You better follow the rules 

When you plan a party, man, you gotta be smart 

Duct tape your fridge and hide the fragiles at the start 

'cause you don't want douchey dudes all rude in the joint 

Slip off your shoes when you slide in the door 

Cause we don't want dog poo all over the floor 

And you better bring your own beer 

Cause we're not freakin'' rich 

Just look at our chair 

It's made of popsicle sticks 

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This is gonna be the greatest night 

We replaced all the booze with diet sprite 

Make sure all the dudes are peeing sitting down 

No need for pee stains all over the ground... 

(That's a real party, re-re-real party ya'll, that's a-that's a real party, real party ya'll) 

Now the party's poopin', gotta get more strict 

What the hell did we say dude? 

No dicks!! 

Beer pongs for flippin'fools; that ball is frickin dirty 

You'll die from meningitis way before you're even thirty 

Who's that creeper creepin in the corner with Fido? 

Get away from Fido you freaky albino 

Only use one square on Tp 

Cause we ain't made of cash 

Just look at our striper 

She's got a flat ass 

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This is gonna be the greatest night 

No spills on the rug, everybody's polite 

Kicking everyone out of our house by 10 

If this party well, we might do it again 

(That's a real party, re-re-real party ya'll, that's a-that's a real party, real party ya'll) 

People still partying? Man, it's 10: 13 

Get the fuck out my house, if you know what I mean 

Stop banging on my bed 

And don't jack my socks 

Gotta rise at five 

Serve fries at Jack in the Box 

Who got the pesto on my remote control? 

My range meter's rising and about to reach full 

And who the fuck threw this garbage in the recycling bin? 

I'm gonna kill you mother fuckers if you do it again! 

Parties aren't the place to drink booze and get laid 

If at the end we gotta clean up and be maids 

Parties aren't the place for taking selfies 

That's dumb 

If you wanted that, you should have thrown your own one 

Parties aren't the place where spend a lot of money 

Can't afford a doctor 

And my stools are hecka bloody (strange noise) 

This totally was the greatest night 

In bed by 10: 30 and turned out the lights 

Called the cops on our party 

Beat the women and men 

Can't wait to have another bomb-ass party again 

(That's a real party, re-re-real party ya'll, that's a-that's a real party, real party ya'll)