Mr. & Mrs. Smith Lyrics - The Music Of Smash - Smash Cast

[Ivy:] 

Call the Justice of the Peace, 

But don't tell him our names, 

Don't put out a press release, 

Or mention baseball games. 

[Michael:] 

Book the nearest Bridal suite, 

One room will suit us fine, 

For the desk clerk that we meet, 

The only autograph we'll sign is, 

[Both:] 

Mr and Mrs Smith, 

Simply the folks next door, 

[Michael:] 

People without a single clue what 

an Agent or Grip is for 

[Ivy:] 

Yes, 

[Both:] 

Nothing can beat the view, 

When as far as the eye can see, there's 

[Michael:] 

No one but Mrs, 

[Ivy:] 

No one but Mr, 

[Both:] 

Smith and Me. 

[Michael:] 

For a home the man provides, 

A cottage built for two, 

We'll check the small town classifieds, 

Variety won't do. 

[Ivy:] 

Then we'll move to mainstream USA 

And sign the deed of trust, 

The mailbox at our hideaway, 

Will tell the whole wide world that we're just, 

[Both:] 

Mr and Mrs Smith, 

Merely the folks next door, 

[Michael:] 

People who use their kitchen each night, 

[Ivy:] 

And never been in Toots Shor, 

[Michael:] 

Yeah, 

[Both:] 

Nothing can beat the view, 

For as far as the eye can see, there's 

[Michael:] 

No one but Mrs, 

[Ivy:] 

No one but Mr, 

[Both:] 

Smith and Me. 

[Both:] 

No early calls, 

No big premieres, 

No less romantic theme, 

We'll spend the nights, 

Making our own, 

Little league baseball team, 

[Both:] 

We're no one you've ever seen, 

[Ivy:] 

Movie stars don't live anywhere here, 

Except on the local drive-in screen, 

[Both:] 

Yes, 

I'd gladly disappear, 

If it might guarantee a view of, 

[Michael:] 

No one but Mr, 

[Ivy:] 

No one but Mrs, 

[Both:] 

Smith and You.