Gonna Get A Grant Lyrics - Small Fred

Ooh I can't get out of bed 

Let's stay at home instead 

I just want to play with you all day 

Good loving gives me a thrill 

But it don't pay the bills 

Somehow true love will find a way. 

CHORUS: 

Gonna get a grant! Gonna get a grant! 

Gonna get a grant to be in love 

We'll philander for philanthropy 

Doing what comes naturally 

Let's get a grant for love! 

Yum yum, we sure can cook 

It's time we wrote the book 

The whole world needs our recipe 

We'll cuddle without a care 

In our own endowed chair 

In applied anthropology 

BRIDGE: 

Won't need no advanced degrees 

We'll show 'em how we hug and sqeeze 

Kisses so delectable 

They've got to be tax-deductible. 

CHORUS 

From Berkeley to M.I.T. 

We'll be our favorite charity 

Donating our bodies to research 

We'll hit the best resorts 

Sending quarterly reports 

Graphing every lesson we have learned. 

BRIDGE: 

Your methods drive me mad 

I want to fund you so bad 

And when our passion's sated 

We can be evaluated! 

CHORUS