Varsity Drag Lyrics - Singles - Slow Runner

Park your car on the lawn, 

Their parents are gone 

To Boca Raton for the weekend. 

I'm in Bradley's garage 

With the rakes and the saws 

Waiting for the pills to kick in. 

Do the varsity drag, 

Reach out and grab a partner 

You can throw to the cement. 

One of us has got to drive her home, 

I am not surviving this alone. 

One, two, girls in a row 

Like girls on a show 

They're all in the living room laughing 

I flash my funeral smile but all the while, 

I'm wondering if it'll happen 

Do the varsity drag, 

take a boy in the back, 

and tell him your whole life story. 

One of us has got to drive her home. 

I am not surviving this alone. 

One of us has got to drive her home, 

I am not surviving this alone. 

Ahhhh! 

We'll sleep in a stranger's bed, 

Whispering things you can never take back 

While the rest of the house is under attack 

And the varsity drag is blasting out of all the speakers.