The Men Lyrics - Sloppy Seconds

Don't play football 

We play Fenders 

We chop fish in kitchen blenders 

We're a disgrace to our gender 

We're the men! 

Always together night and day 

It makes our girlfriends think we're gay 

But who needs women when you've got friends? 

We're the men! 

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The men will never let me down 

The men will always be around 

The men won't argue, scratch, or fight 

The men won't say, "I've got a headache tonight"! 

On Friday night we'll all jump in a car 

And blow all our money at a go-go bar 

Sober up for a week to do it over again because 

We're the men! 

We're twenty-one, but we act like we're ten 

We're as immature as we've ever been 

Maybe we'll grow up, but I don't know when because 

We're the men! 

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We'll get together 

Drink together 

Sweat together 

Stink together 

Laugh together 

Cry together 

Live together 

And die together! 

We're the men...