Someone Else's Pills Lyrics - Sloppy Seconds

Why don't you swallow a handful of someone else's pills? 

It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills 

Take the little red capsules . . . that relieve your tension 

Take the little white tablets . . . that prevent conception 

Take the little black beauties . . . sure to make you thin 

And wash 'em all down with a bottle of gin! 

Cross my heart and hope to die 

I'll lay pennies on your eyes 

Tag your toe for all to see 

DOA, RSVP 

There ain't no two ways about it 

There ain't no two ways about it 

There ain't no two ways about it 

You're gonna die! 

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And when you swallow a handful of someone else's pills 

Just remember everybody who told you suicide kills 

But you took a little more valium . . . you took a little more speed 

You took a little more Darvon . . . but you never took heed 

You took a little getting used to . . . with everything you were on 

And now I'm getting used to the fact that you're gone! 

Cross your arms and lay to rest 

I'll lay lillies on your chest 

Shake my head at your disgrace 

While they throw dirt on your face 

There ain't no two ways about it 

There ain't no two ways about it 

There ain't no two ways about it 

You're gonna die! 

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There ain't no two ways about it 

No two ways about it 

No two ways about it 

You're gonna die!