Pubic Beat Lyrics - Sloppy Seconds

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood 

And self-gratification never felt so good 

You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love 

Just a good firm grip and a Playtex glove 

I see you standing in the corner at the high school dance 

Get out on the floor and get out of your pants 

I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands 

But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands 

You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat 

Doing the pubic beat 

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You gotta put your inhibitions up away on the shelf 

And when the feeling starts to hit you, get a grip on yourself 

All the uptight people will be heading for the door 

But won't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor? 

You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat 

Doing the pubic beat 

I see your hands swinging loose to the beat of the bands 

But there's a brand new beat and you can use both hands 

And all the uptight people will be heading for the door 

Why don't you stick around with me and make a mess on the floor? 

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You're gonna look so sweet, so indiscreet 

With your hands on your meat, turning red as a beet 

You're gonna look so sweet on the toilet seat 

Doing the pubic beat