Chester The Molester Lyrics - Navy Blues - Sloan

Chester the molester's not without his charm 

She can see herself hangin' off his arm 

He's saying, "Hey bartender, put it on my tab, 

Unless my limit's running out again." 

(Out again) 

He's generous, but when he tired of coughing it up 

Well, there's a bill that says he will 

But he's never concerned 

If he gets burned 

Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna 

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna 

Oh no, it can't be too soon 

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Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring 

(What a man) 

But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting 

He's saying, "Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up, 

Because you see she's running out again" 

(Out again) 

"You thought I was the type of guy that never put out, 

But I'm not. 

Any more than you were..." 

Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna 

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna 

Oh no, it can't be too soon 

Don't give in 

Say you're gonna turn around and leave 

Don't give in 

Say you're gonna turn around and leave 

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Chester the Molester never kept his word 

(What a man) 

He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird 

He's saying, "Hey bartender, can I look you up, 

If I'm ever coming out again" 

(Out again) 

She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still 

If there's a pill that says she will 

'Cause he's never concerned 

But he'll get burned 

Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of a sauna 

But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna 

Oh no, it can't be too soon