Lie Detector Lyrics - Sleeper

She's a movie star arrangement 

Got a touch of bergman to her face 

She wears suits and buys him flowers 

Smokes his cigarettes and bakes him cakes 

He says uh oh I love you 

But I'm not sure I trust you 

You seem strange to me 

She's got green eyes and she's lovely 

Reminds me of the 'it' girl with her lips 

Got an automatic license 

Reads all dostoievsky's household tips 

He says uh oh I love you 

But I'm not sure I trust you 

You seem strange to me 

How come everyone suspects her 

Attach her to a lie detector 

Watch a thousand housewives fizz and burn 

And every time she answers yes 

The needles on his polygraph test 

Just go round in circles like his brain 

She's got long hair but she's ugly 

Got a touch of einstein to her brain 

She wears fat clothes but she's cunning 

People say she's easy all the same 

He says uh oh I love you 

But I'm not sure I trust you 

You seem strange to me 

It took a thousand cliches just to scold her 

Took a man from stepford and a tape recorder 

Got his ego broken so crestfallen 

You made a start you made us laugh 

Stop it you're a grown man baby 

It's just that your head's no good