Jobseeker Lyrics - Chubbed Up - Sleaford Mods

So Mr. Williamson, what have you done to find gainful employment 

Since your last signing on date? 

Fuck all. 

I've been sat around the house wanking 

And I want to know why you don't serve coffee here. 

My signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven 

It's now twelve o'clock 

And some of you smelly bastards need executing 

Mr. Williamson your employment history looks quite impressive 

I'm looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite 

Reputable companies, isn't this something you'd like to go back to? 

Nah, I'd just end up fucking robbing the place 

You've got a till full of 20s staring at you all day 

I'm hardly going to bank it 

I've got drugs to take 

And a mind to break 

Jobseeker! 

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Can of Strongbow, I'm a mess 

Desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression 

Supplied to me by the NHS 

Is anyone's guess how I got here? 

Anyone's guess how I go? 

I suck on a roll-up - pull your jeans up - 

Fuck off, I'm going home. 

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