White Rabbit Lyrics - Slapshot

One pill makes you larger 

And one pill makes you small 

And the ones that mother gives you 

Don't do anything at all 

Go ask Alice 

When she's ten feet tall 

And if you go chasing rabbits 

And you know you're going to fall 

Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar 

Has given you the call 

Call Alice 

When she was just small 

When the men on the chessboard 

Get up and tell you where to go 

And you've just had some kind of mushroom 

And your mind is moving slow 

Go ask Alice 

I think she'll know 

When logic and proportion have fallen [Incomprehensible] dead 

And the white knight is talking backwards 

And the red queen's lost her head 

Remember what the dormouse said 

Feed your head, feed your head 

One pill makes you nervous 

And one pill makes you fall 

And the ones that you've been taking 

Won't do you any good at all 

Go ask Alice 

She just hit the floor 

Now you said, you could take it 

Yeah, you'd said anything 

But when your habit does all the talking 

Yeah, you'd say anything 

You could ask Alice 

But I think she's gone 

Now you've just lost all your money 

And you've been thrown out of your home 

But for that one more gram of cocaine 

You'd sell your very soul 

Go ask Alice 

Well, now she knows 

She's living in a dreamworld 

And [Incomprehensible] 

But you'd better pull yourself together 

'Cause this is reality 

But I think that you'd might be 

Better off dead 

Use your head 

Use your head 

Use your head