Fuck New York Lyrics - Slapshot

Start spreading the news, because it's in your face 

I guess if you like the smell of piss, it's the perfect place 

The city that never sleeps, is the city I wish would die 

But two planes later and you're still there, keep looking at the sky 

Fuck the Yankees 

Fuck the Mets 

Fuck the Jets - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Giuliani 

Fuck Woody Allen 

Fuck CBGB's - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Seinfeld 

Fuck Famous Rays 

Fuck Times Square - Fuck New York! 

Fuck the Upper West Side 

Fuck the Lower East Side 

Fuck Broadway - Fuck New York! 

Turn on my TV and New York is everywhere 

This city filled with shit, it is poisoning the air 

Dirty scumbags begging change and litter in the street 

The smell of trash, roasted nuts and homeless in the heat 

Fuck Central Park 

Fuck the port authority 

Fuck Grand Central - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Soho 

Fuck Wall Street 

Fuck Battery Park - Fuck New York! 

Fuck the Giants 

Fuck the Rangers 

Fuck Madison Square - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Spanish Harlem 

Fuck the U.N. 

Fuck Greenwich Village - Fuck New York! 

Fuck the Brooklyn Bridge 

Fuck the Holland Tunnel 

Fuck the FDR Drive - Fuck New York! 

Fuck the Empire State 

Fuck the Chrysler 

Fuck Joe Torre - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Radio City 

Fuck Lincoln Center 

Fuck St. Patrick's - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Hell's Kitchen 

Fuck NYU 

Fuck Washington Square - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Park Avenue 

Fuck MTV 

Fuck Madison Ave - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Edward Koch 

Fuck Andy Warhol 

Sex In The City - Fuck New York! 

Fuck Staten Island 

Fuck Queens 

Fuck the Bronx Zoo 

Go fuck Brooklyn 

And while we're at it, fuck Long Island too!