Myzsterious Mizster Jones Lyrics - Rogues Gallery - Slade

Myzsterious Mizster Jones. 

He'll wanna read your palm and keep you calm 

Got a voodoo head on a lucky charm 

With a snake tattoo going down his arm - 

The myzsterious Mizster Jones. 

Well 

he's the living proof of eternal youth 

Got an icecold diamond in his tooth. 

And the walls will tumble when he hits the roof - 

The myzsterious Mizster Jones. 

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Oh 

what's good for him is bad for me 

Oh 

it's hard to break a myzstery. 

A double dealing hero 

to bring you down to zero. 

His origins unkown and he ain't got no home - 

The myzsterious Mizster Jones. 

He's into shooting stars 

eccentric cars 

Grew up fussing 

fighting in the bars. 

All he's got to show for it's the battle scars - 

The myzsterious Mizster Jones. 

Oh 

what's good for him is bad for me 

. . . 

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Whatever makes him tick 

go take your pick 

With a five line rhyming limerick. 

Is it his silver tongue? Well 

maybe that's the trick 

Of the myzsterious Mizster Jones. 

Oh 

what's good for him is bad for me 

. . . 

The myzsterious Mizster Jones - the myzsterious MizsterJones.