Great Blow For A Day Job Lyrics - Skyclad

Hear my tale - I'm norman normal, always humble, mild and meek. 

In my bank a lowly banker - run-down brach on nowhere street 

'till one day a stranger called - a fetid bible black he laughed, 

said "Sonny I don't want your money, I don't need an overdraft. 

Boy you have a great potential, don't you let it go to waste. 

My offer ends - so it's essential that you hurry on (make haste!). 

For a life of milk and honey sign along the dotted line... 

Thirty years of girls and money - at the end your soul is mine!" 

No one can dissuade me - I'm donw on my knees, 

my conscience says "No" - my libido "Yes please!" 

If I put my pen to paper for eternity I'm damned. 

If I don't I'll never be the singer in a fiddel band. 

Can anyone blame me? - I don't think they'd dare, 

my soul says "No way" - But my mouth cries "Oh yeah!" 

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Here I am - your good friend norman, not so humble anymore. 

Others age - but I look younger, stronger that I did before. 

I used to drive a Fiat Panda - now a lime green Cadillac. 

Guess my story goes to show not all the 'devils' own' dig black. 

I know there is a price I must pay for my thirty years misspent, 

when my satanic manager recoups my soul (100%). 

I'll meet him at the crossroads, midnight chimes - my time has come 

to party with the 'porno-queens' down by the shores of acheron. 

I'll party on in acheron! 

No one could dissuade me - I fell to my kness, 

my conscience said "No" - my libido "Yes please!" 

I have put my pen to paper and eternally am damned, 

I've squandered my immortal soul by singing in a fiddle band. 

Could anyone blame me? - I don't think they dare, 

my soul said "No way" - but my mouth cried "Oh yeah!" 

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'Evil I did dwell - Lewd did I live' - 

It's a small price to pay for the gift that he gives. 

Was it all worth it? - I'm too drunk to tell, 

I swap my cocaine for the brimstone of hell. 

The end.