Scum Cookie Lyrics - Skinless

Raaaaghhhhh! 

Gather in a circle we're going to play a game 

Kneel around the cookie each with a stiffy we're ready to begin 

This time it's not for pleasure you'll have to stroke it faster than ever 

The last one to spurt eats the scum cookie so get ready, set stroke: 

Whack off, 

Rub one out 

Drain your balls 

Play with yourself 

Spank your monkey 

Drain your balls 

Longevity it's a disadvantage here if you don't want to ingest jizz 

It's a disadvantage here 

We're just a bunch of guys but only one of us will devour the spuzz 

Out of five only two remain 

Three have splattered the cookie with cooze 

Fatigue is setting in arms tired burning pain 

They continue on with rosy palms 

Finally a loser is decided 

Last one to shake out the monkey 

He stares down at the steaming mound he must eat it in the name of honor