Crime Riddim Lyrics - Konnichiwa - Skepta

The feds wanna shift man 

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man 

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale 

Wanna strip a male 

Put me in a prison cell 

Got me biting all my fingernails 

Sitting in my hotel, listening to beats 

My bredrin said that he's in the rave, told me that I should reach 

So I jumped in the shower, got ready quick 

Pulled up in a taxi, text my bredrin, tell him I'm on the strip 

I stepped in, went to the bar, made my order 

I got my drink, I posted up in the darkest corner 

This guy frantically jumping around and spilled my drink twice 

But I really ain't tryna fight, really ain't tryna see no jail tonight 

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The feds wanna shift man 

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man 

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale 

Wanna strip a male 

Put me in a prison cell 

Got me biting all my fingernails 

Feds wanna shift man 

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man 

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale 

Wanna strip a male 

Put me in a prison cell 

Got me biting all my fingernails 

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What the fuck? This pussyhole must've been off his nut 

In the cut, jumping around like a little slut 

I pulled him up, "yo, you spilt my Hennessy out my cup" 

And still tryna run it up, it's like this guy really wants to scuff 

Flexing like he had something on the waist 

Pull Shorty out the way, blaow, punch him in the face 

Made him Shmoney dance, I made him rock away 

We ran out of the dance, we could've got away 

But we came back, should've gone home and hit the sack 

But he never hit me back, I was like "that's a wrap", fuck that 

Shorty found some gritty tings to keep us company 

Then the feds run up on me and put the cuffs on me 

What you know about four man in a cell? Couldn't sleep 

Spending pennies in the pissing well 

You should see my cell mate, he's in shit as well 

Sitting here, just waiting to hear keys in the door 

I'm tryna buss this case even if I gotta get on my knees in the court, crazy 

Trust me, Decs 

Fucking hell, bredda, man 

You actually got nicked? 

Man, dickhead ting, fighting ting, fam. Look at my knuckle 

Fucking hell, what? Strip-searched and? 

Fam, not gonna lie, fam. Strip-searched, they made me liff up... 

The feds wanna shift man 

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man 

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale 

Wanna strip a male 

Put me in a prison cell 

Got me biting all my fingernails 

Feds wanna shift man 

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man 

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale 

Wanna strip a male 

Put me in a prison cell 

Got me biting all my fingernails 

So what, what happened, then? So what's the settings now, bruv? 

Well, man, I was just grovelling to the magistrates, man. Literally just begging for my life bruv