Asian Man Lyrics - Singles - Skankin Pickle

Ahh, Very fine chineese rock n' roll 

I'm sick of people telling me 

That dog shouldn't be eaten as a delicacy. 

Yo, it tastes good 

Like a sandwich meat 

And heck I like it 

And it's low in calories 

You eat cow and I eat dog 

One moos one barks but both are animals 

What can I say I have a rat for a pet. 

Can I help it if I like the taste of mans best friend 

Look at me man I am invincible 

I'm back from the past 

And I am the principal. 

I can't die 

I'm like a piece of pie 

I see the bowl of rice 

And I eat the fly 

Elvis is dead 

I'm still alive 

If you're wonderin who is me 

I am Bruce Lee 

I jump tall buildings 

And I chop you suey 

Stick your tongue at me 

And i just say fuey. 

I worship the Buddha yeah 

That fat gold man it's concept religion 

Something you don't understand 

Searching for enlightnement 

I gotta pay the rent 

What can I do they call me 

Asian Man