Sleepin Wit My Fonk Lyrics - Chief Boot Knocka - Sir Mixalot

How can a brother like Mix get played on? 

Used to get my fade on, now I'm sprayin Raid on 

Tryin to keep my game buck proof 

Salt-N-Pepa said +Shoop+, now my girl done cut loose 

One down, too many more to go 

But when did my game slip, bro? 

Cause I can't stand when a man reads my game plan 

Took my number, two girl, then ran 

Uhhh, now she got a brother named Dexter 

In a drop-top, rollin down Gessler 

But I'm the biggest mack in this town 

Lose one girl and muthafuckas wanna trip now 

Feel me, cause I'm about to get real, see 

Mad suckas wanna get 'em up wit me 

Get back, cause I bought me a big gat 

Now I got him on flat back 

Back to the brother named Dexter 

Feelin kinda proud I betcha, but I won't let cha 

Brag to the suckas in the hood though 

When you's a black man lookin like Fabio 

So when my girl comes back 

Tryin to get nasty n' make Dr. Richard get fat 

Get me sprung, you wish you could 

Now Mix gotta get wit Dexter's goods 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Don't funk with my fonk 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

That's a no-no, partner 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Mmm-hm 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Mista Dexter is kinda feelin like a hero 

Watch Mix-a-Lot put him on zero 

Hit the streets in my Benz 

I'm lookin for Dexter's girlfriend 

If he got mine, I'm about to get his 

Cause that's the way it is in the mack biz 

Dexter's girl said she was his wife 

So now I gotta hit him with the mack knife 

So I pulled up (uhh!) tough, to get my mack on 

Baby girl tryin to show a little back bone 

But it's all good when she's seen 

That white 500 sittin in the front 

And get dressed, c'mon we gotta head west 

You can tell Mix what you wanna do next 

She said roll on down to the Edgewater Inn 

Aw, Mix done done it again 

A gut check, operatin on the suspect 

The object to make a girl's sex flex 

Baby starts to squiggle n' squirm 

And watch out baby, cause it's my turn 

Now I'm takin baby back home 

The rendezvous is straight ON 

Cause this is the game that I'm playin 

Now Dexter's bout to start sayin ... 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Don't funk with my fonk 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

I done told ya, boy 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Gotta watch it, Dexter! 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Now I'm feelin like a champ, bumpin my amps 

Rollin wit a pocket full o' green stamps 

Picked up the cellular, callin my main thang 

But the phone just rang 

Uh oh! Paranoia got me trippin 

Am I slippin or is another brother spittin? 

Backtrackin my game, I remember one loose end 

Everybody's seen my Benz 

Damn, now I'm pullin on my goatee 

Jealousy'll make my enemies snitch, see 

Too many mack rhymes, too many mack lines 

Now it seems I'm about to get mine 

Walk into the crib-ah 

Check in like Virgil Tibbs-ah 

Lookin up under the bed fah evidence of Dexter 

Wonderin, wonderin if ... 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Don't funk with my fonk 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

I done told ya, boy 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

It's a step, partner 

[Somebody, been sleepin wit my fonk] 

Now walk it on down