Big Johnson Lyrics - Daddy's Home - Sir Mixalot

Oh! Y'all been tellin' some lies 'bout your penile region 

(Fuck me up here) 

That's what I heard from your girl, boy 

We like a great big Johnson 

We like a great big Johnson 

We like a great big Johnson 

We like a great big Johnson 

Big momma please don't give me drama 'bout my love hummer 

If you ain't pleased, then tell me what I need 

If you lie, I'll play the naive guy 

Tell me ten strong, you got a closer look 

I know I ain't ten long, but that's okay 

You call me Big Daddy anyway 

And make me feel good 'bout my medium wood 

She got her eyes closed, rockin' me well 

Tryin' hard to get a nut, while she callin' me Denzel 

But oh well, get it Halle Berry, get it Halle Berry, get it 

Two can play the games in a fantasy thing 

And only five percent of men got nine and up 

But eighty-five percent say they can't fit a cup, now what up? 

Somebody gotta be lyin', cause I am 

Claimin' 'bout twelve on the hit-me scale 

But the truth is the six to eight range, you hang 

Just like the average Joe Plain, fool 

Bring black, bring white (uh huh) 

Bring length (yeah), tonight (uh) 

If not, bye bye 

We like, we like a great big Johnson 

(What you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(What you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(Ladies, what you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(What you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

Now every entertainer claims hung but not wanted 

Mister Being-less-than-a-female's-best 

But have you seen a John Holmes movie? 

Got the double digit wide with a pack of porno groupies! 

Well my girl did, she stayed glued to dude 

He swingin' fourteen inches and the remote she clenches 

But she's my Misses but she's his tonight 

And did I tell you John Holmes was white? 

Uh oh, we can't let the urban legends die 

'Cause I be Mandingo and he be the gringo 

It ain't supposed to go like this, it was goin well 

Eight was swell, but fourteen brings hell 

But I can't compete with this feat, so must I eat 

the ultimate burger, I clicked on a cursor 

Triple W dot Ginseng dot com 

Tryna drop bombs, lay it down and hit in like John 

Bring black, bring white (uh) 

Bring length, tonight 

If not, bye bye 

We like, we like a great big Johnson 

(What they like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(Ha, what you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(What you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(Well say that then) 

We like a great big Johnson 

You can blame it on the Internet, its too much access 

To big studs lookin' for quick love and hugs 

They used to only have magazines with a three inch punk in a centerfold 

His pee-pee's cold 

But oh no my ego shrunk, when they got hunks 

Big J Peg, beef strapped to his leg 

No strings attached to the ride 

Plus they only touch with they feminine side, so why try 

But I bought tools from the tools store 

I heard the revolutions per minute, can make up for dippin' in it 

Ain't no shame in my game, you could make to claim 

You say your layin' the pipe, but pay attention to your wife 

Lover man 

Come home from work and John Holmes be sittin' up in your thing about fourteen inches deep 

And you standin' in the doorway lookin' at three and a half 

Bring black, bring white (bring white?) 

Bring length (huh?), tonight (say what?) 

If not (yeah), bye bye 

We like, we like a great big Johnson 

(C'mon) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(C'mon) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(C'mon, chicks) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(C'mon, chicks) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(What you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(What you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(Ladies, what you like?) 

We like a great big Johnson 

(C'mon) 

We like a great big Johnson 

Big fuckin' cock 

Damn girl, you meant that shit