The Day The Violence Died (medley) Lyrics - Simpsons

A)Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor 

Krusty the Clown: Well, Itchy and Scratchy are gone, 

but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun! 

Heh, heh, heh, huh, oohhh... 

Sorry about this kids... But stay tuned, 

We've got some real good toy commercials comming up, 

I swear! 

(B) The Amendment Song 

Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress! 

Amendment: I'm not Garbage!! 

(Starts Singing) 

I'm an amendment to be, 

Yes an amendment to be, 

And I'm hoping that they,ll ratify me! 

There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom, 

I want to make it legal for policemen to beat 'em, 

'Cause there's limits to our liberties 

'Least I hope and pray that there are, 

'Cause those liberal freaks go to far. 

(stop's singing) 

kid: But why can't we just make a law against flag-burning 

Amendment: Because that would be unconstitutional. 

Bt if we change the constitution... 

Kid:...We could make all sorts of crazy laws!! 

Amendment: Now your catching on! 

(song fades away) 

Bart: What the hell is this? 

Lisa: It's one of those crappy 70's throwbacks 

that appeals to generation Xer's 

Bart: We need another Vietnam, 

thin out their ranks a little. 

(song returns But still talking) 

Kid: But what if they say 

your not good enough to be in the constitution? 

(sing again) 

Amendment: Then I'll crush all opposition to me, 

And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay, 

If he fights back, 

I'll say that he's gay!! 

Congressman: Good News,amendment! They ratified ya! 

You're in the constitution!! 

Oh Yeah! Doors open, boys! 

(wild, hollering bills storm the capitol) 

Lisa: So, it's true some crtoons do encourage violence! 

(she punches Bart) 

Bart: OW