Everybody Hates Ned Flanders (medley) Lyrics - The Simpsons: Testify - Simpsons

Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor 

He's Flanders and he's really really lame 

Flanders tried to wreck my song 

His views on birth control are wrong 

I hate his guts and Flanders is his name 

F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S he's the man that i hate best 

I'd like to see his house go up in flames 

F-L-A, his name is Ned 

E-R-S, such a stupid name 

He's worse than Frankenstein or doctor no 

You can't upset him even slightly 

he just smiles and nods politely 

then goes home and worships nightly 

his leftorium is an emporium of woa 

F-L-A, don't yell at Ned 

D-E-R, his wife is dead 

everbody hates that stupid jerk 

Springfield rocks with homers joyous loathing 

filling clubs with angry valentinos 

you don't have to move your feet 

just hate Flanders to the disco beat 

he's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino 

if you despise polite left handers 

then i'll doubt you'll like Ned Flanders 

or his creepy little offspring rod and tod 

that's us! 

Hooray! 

F-L-A, his name is Ned 

E-R-S, he's so white bread 

the smiling mustache geek that walks with go-o-o-od