The Average Man Lyrics - Singles - Simple Kid

The average man is thirty-five years old 

He owns a car but he dreams of a better one 

He's overweight but he's working on losing some 

The average man of the street is mad on Streep 

And he will fall in love at least two times in his life 

And he will be unfaithful at least three times 

He loves his wife but he sometimes dreams of a better one 

Co, co, the average man, co, co 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

The average man will spend three hours 

Watching moving images on TV everyday 

He spends twenty pounds a week on drinking and cigarettes 

But every man says he will give up one day 

And he is unhappy with his general appearance 

And will spend over three thousand hours shaving in the mirror 

He has a face but he sometimes dreams of a better one 

Co, co, the average man, co, co 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

The average man is living for tomorrow 

He cared to face the limitations today 

Works hard for three-two-six days of the year 

For a two week holiday 

I saw on TV 'bout this man from old Birmingham 

Everyday he works seventeen hours 

One day he'll come home and shoot both children 

And the neighbors said he was an average man 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

Co, co, the average man 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

What are you looking for, average man? 

Ain't nothin' average about me, man