The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine Lyrics - Simon And Garfunkel

Do people have a tendency to dump on you 

Does your group have more cavities than theirs 

Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you 

Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs 

Well there's no need to complain 

We'll eliminate your pain 

We can neutralize your brain 

You'll feel just fine 

Now 

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine 

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Do figures of authority just shoot you down 

Is life within the business world a drag 

Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around 

To find yourself a more productive bag 

Are you worried and distressed 

Can't seem to get no rest 

Put our product to the test 

You'll feel just fine 

Now. 

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine 

You better hurry up and order one 

Our limited supply is very nearly gone 

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Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate 

Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball 

Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late 

Are you looking for a way to chuck it all 

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At a reasonable price 

You've seen it advertised in Life 

You'll feel just fine 

Now 

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine