Punky's Dilemma Lyrics - Simon And Garfunkel

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake 

Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies 

Relaxin' awhile 

Livin' in style 

Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'lly plays L.A. 

Casually glancing at his toupee. 

Wish I was an English muffin 

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster 

I'd ease myself down 

Comin' up brown 

I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam 

I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan. 

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Ah, south California. 

If I become a first lieutenant 

Would you put my photo on your piano? 

"To Maryjane --- 

Best wishes, Martin". 

Photos 

Old Roger draft-dodger 

Leavin' by the basement door 

Everybody knows what he's tippy-toeing down there for. 

Oh, really?