My Funny Valentine Lyrics - Shirley Bassey

Behold the way our fine feathered friend 

His virtue doth parade 

Thou knowest not, my dim witted friend 

The picture thou hast made 

Thy vacant brow and thy tousled hair 

Conceal thy good intent 

Thou noble upright truthful sincere 

And slightly dopey gent, you are 

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine 

You make me smile with my heart 

Your looks are laughable, un-photographable 

Yet, you're my favorite work of art 

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Is your figure less than Greek? 

Is your mouth a little weak? 

When you open it to speak 

Are you smart? 

But, don't change a hair for me 

Not if you care for me 

Stay little valentine, stay 

Each day is Valentine's Day 

Is your figure less than Greek? 

Is your mouth a little weak? 

When you open it to speak 

Are you smart? 

Photos 

But, don't change a hair for me 

Not if you care for me 

Stay little valentine, stay 

Each day is Valentine's Day