Wade Lyrics - Singles - Shi

One day I went to get Wade. 

But Wade was at the diner drinking beer. 

He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register. 

I couldn't find Wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big. 

And I drink out of pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups. Pee-pee cups! 

Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of. 

Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate. 

Not really, I'm just trying to copy David. 

But Wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from Josh Balsley.