Members Only Lyrics - The Globe Sessions - Sheryl Crow

Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again 

He seems to be stuck in the 80's 

He wears his members only jacket 

Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies 

And all the white folks shake their asses 

Looking for the two and four 

I'll have mine in martini glasses 

Cause I can't take it anymore 

These are the days of empty kitchens 

The rise and fall of Mary Ellen's hairdo 

I think she's found a new religion 

Studying the Kabalah in her J.Crew 

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And all the rich kids shake their asses 

Looking for the two and four 

Well I'll have mine with Blackstrap molasses 

Cause I can't taste it anymore 

No I can't taste it anymore 

My friend Gregg says it's all good 

As the eastern seaboard's blown away 

Now everything is going half-price 

So look at all the money we saved 

And all the politicians shake their asses 

Looking for the backdoor 

I'll just be hanging out with the lasses 

Cause they don't like the boys no more 

No and I can't take it anymore 

(Sheryl Crow)