My Aunt Minnie Lyrics - Singles - Sherman Allan

My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, 

A mini-skirt, 

A mini-skirt. 

She's too skinny for a mini-skirt. 

Such a skinny creature 

Shouldn't feature such a feature 

But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt 

And all the fellas flirt. 

Everybody's wise 

To my Aunt Minnie's thighs 

In her crazy mini-skirt. 

She's thinking young, 

She's thinking young. 

She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among. 

She's really cool, she's hip, 

A gas, a trip. 

She's the inspiration 

For the Pepsi generation. 

And she popped up later at a pop art show 

A pop art show, 

A pop art show. 

What's she doin' at a pop art show? 

Trading her Utrillo 

For a plastic box of Brillo 

For a painting of a can of lentil soup 

She traded her Van Gogh 

Then she took all her pop 

And traded it for op 

At that crazy pop art show. 

She's thinking young, 

She's thinking young. 

She's thinking younger than the youngters she's among. 

She's really cool, she's hip, 

A gas, a trip. 

She went to a happening 

(And didn't know what's happening.) 

And then she go-goed at a discotheque, 

A discotheque, 

A discotheque. 

Uncle Morris was a nervous wreck. 

Poor old Uncle Morris 

Only lasted half a chorus. 

But when Minnie go-goed at that discotheque, 

The kids picked up her check. 

Why they could hardly look 

At how Aunt Minnie shook. 

First they saw her do 

Her wicked boogaloo, 

And then they saw her swing 

Her shaky shing-a-ling 

At that crazy discotheque. 

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