Green Stamps Lyrics - Sherman Allan

+Green Stamps 

Thrill me with your Green Stamps. 

I love your little Green Stamps. 

I took collecting Green Stamps. 

I love the way they look. 

Oh how I love to pick them. 

I pick them up, and lick them. 

I lick them, then I stick them 

In my brown Green Stamp book. 

All day and night I'm dreaming. 

I'm dreaming of redeeming 

My Green Stamps for a toaster, 

So gleaming and deluxe. 

Oh how it will thrill me, 

And please me and fulfill me, 

To know my toaster only cost me 

Fourteen hundred bucks. 

I drive up to the market. 

I stop my car and park it. 

I buy a lot of strange things 

Of which I've never heard. 

I buy, though it's not urgent, 

Two truckloads of detergent, 

Three hundred pounds of bird seed, 

Though I don't have a bird. 

Some extract of vanilla, 

Enough to feed Godzilla. 

Then I'll trade all my Green Stamps 

For something I can drive. 

A car is what I hope for, 

What I bought all that soap for. 

They promise me the first Studebaker 

Made in 1965.