You're The Man Lyrics - Suit Yourself - Shelby Lynne

My back porch is not a grand location 

Than a lovely little spot where I might go vacation. 

It's just that it's never been noticed before 

Washington decided to open the door. 

To all the trees within a hundred mile radius 

They want us all to pray and then they'll protect us 

But make sure you wear your mask with a smiley face 

Oh yeah man. 

I'm so glad that my Dandy's old 

And I'm so glad he's past the point of being told 

To evacuate his house for his old bodies safety 

To the place he walked on when he was a baby 

Kept in a darkened room 

With earthworms and big dirty mushrooms 

Oh thanks for the death sentence man 

Oh thank you Man 

Somebody's been up there lining his pockets 

While the poor folks bleed from there eyeball sockets 

Somewhere a Mama's boy in a seersucker suit 

Ate a buttermilk biscuit and took the loot 

Loaded up the Cadillac for a rendezvous 

To the Gulf beach where everybody just shoots the moon 

Oh thank a lot man 

I guess you want to unwind man, 

Thank you man 

Cause you know 

You're the man.