She's My Ever Lovin' Machine Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Hey boys you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye 

And the first time that I wasn't lookin' she run off with a handsomer guy oh my 

But I'm an ingenious feller yeah as soon as my brain got uncurled 

I tiptoed right down to my cellar and I built a mechanical girl 

Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel her hips are on wires attached to a wheel 

And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil she's my ever-lovin' machine 

She has no trouble making her mind up for I did not give her a mind 

And her heart is a clock that I wind up so I know that she'll love me in time 

Oh she never complains when I stay out all night she never complains I'm not rich 

And each time I want her to cuddle me tight I simply turn on her switch 

Oh her arms are iron... 

My love is completely electric and she gives me a shock with each hug 

And when the romance gets too hectic I simply pull out the plug 

Oh she always did what she was supposed ter right up to this evening but then 

She had an affair with the toaster and they ran off and left me again