Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my 

Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try 

And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why 

Then she'll say it's just a birthmark or some other silly lie 

But he'll get suspicious and then he will start to pry 

Then she'll get hysterical and she will start to cry 

And he'll say I don't blame you but tell me who's the guy 

So she'll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye 

And he'll buy an airline ticket and he'll fly across the sky 

And then he'll come and find you and he'll punch you in the eye 

Then he'll rent a cheap hotel room and he'll hang himself with his tie 

And when she gets the news she'll take an overdose of sleeping 

Tablets and she's gonna lie on the couch and die 

So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh