Masochistic Baby Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss) 

I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall) 

She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that) 

But then I started actin' sweeter (oh mistake) 

Oh and that ain't no way to treat her at all 

She is the one that I'm dreaming of and you always hurt the one you love 

And ever since my masochistic baby went and left me 

Nothin' to hit but the wall what you know 

Nothin' to belt but my pans yes I've suspendors 

Nothin' to whip but the scream you get so nasty 

Nothin' to beat but the eggs oh nothin' to punch but the clock 

Oh nothin' to strike but the match light my fire 

Oh nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall