Lemme Be Somethin' Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner 

Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener 

And if I can't be your human torch lemme be your submariner 

Well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' 

Yeah If I can't be your Abercrombie bitch lemme be your five and tener 

If I can't be your all-the-time lemme be your now-and-thenner 

And if I can't be your now-and-thenner lemme be your you-tell-me-whenner 

Mmm hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' 

And if I can't be your datenut bread lemme be your soda cracker 

And if I can't be your boom-a-dee boom lemme be your clickity clacker 

And if I can't be your seven-course meal lemme be your midnight snacker 

Yeah baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' 

Yeah if I can't be your lovey-dovey lemme be your flirty-flirty 

And if I can't be your orchestra lemme be your little hurdy gurdy 

And if I can't be your Mr Clean lemme be your Mr Dirty 

Oh hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somthin' 

Hey if I can't be your Sunday man lemme be your Monday action 

Yeah well if I can't be your big big show lemme be your coming attraction 

And if I can't be your coming attraction lemme be your momentary satisfaction 

Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' 

And if I can't be your bombardier let me be your tail gunner 

If I can't be your serious love lemme be your just-for-funner 

And if I can't be your big collision lemme be your hit-and-runner 

Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'