Handy Man Lyrics - Shel Silverstein

Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash 

And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar 

Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car 

On a Friday I might be teachin' school a Saturday finds me hustlin' pool 

I got a whole lotta talents in demand that's why they call me Handy Man 

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys 

Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys 

Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn 

And their mama's all horny when their daddys are gone 

I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck 

And I can chop down a redwood usin' just one hand 

That's why they call me Handy Man 

Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies 

I can come round you know work around the house 

Or the backyards or somethin' not too taxin' no 

Yeah on six in the morning I'm out pickin' fruits 8:45 I'm back pressin' suits 

Twelve o'clock you'll see me shinin' shoes the coctail hour I'll be a servin' booze 

I can wash your windows or walk your pet 

Get your color reception and on a black and white set 

Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I'm a huh Handy Man 

Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys 

Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys 

Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn 

And their mama's all horny when their daddy's not at home 

I save my evenings for a brand new faces 

Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases 

I tell you babe you gotta understand that I'm a handy man 

I mean a handy man you know what I am I mean a handy man