Kidnap The Sandy Claws Lyrics - Singles - She Wants Revenge

I wanna do it 

Let's draw straws 

Jack said we should work together 

Three of a kind 

Birds of a feather 

Now and forever 

La, la, la, la, la 

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight 

Throw away the key and then 

Turn off all the lights 

First, we're going to set some bait 

Inside a nasty trap and wait 

When he comes a-sniffing we will 

Snap the trap and close the gate 

Wait! I've got a better plan 

To catch this big red lobster man 

Let's pop him in a boiling pot 

And when he's done we'll butter him up 

Kidnap the Sandy Claws 

Throw him in a box 

Bury him for ninety years 

Then see if he talks 

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man 

Can take the whole thing over then 

He'll be so pleased, I do declare 

That he will cook him rare 

I say that we take a cannon 

Aim it at his door 

And then knock three times 

And when he answers 

Sandy Claws will be no more 

You're so stupid, think now 

lf we blow him up to smithereens 

We may lose some pieces 

And then Jack will beat us black and green 

Kidnap the Sandy Claws 

Tie him in a bag 

Throw him in the ocean 

Then, see if he is sad 

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie 

is the meanest guy around 

If I were on his Boogie list, 

I'd get out of town 

He'll be so pleased by our success 

That he'll reward us too, I bet 

Perhaps he'll make his special brew 

Of snake and spider stew 

We're his little henchmen and 

We take our job with pride 

We do our best to please him 

And just stay on his good side 

I've got something, listen now 

This one is real good, you'll see 

We'll send a present to his door 

Upon there'll be a note to read 

Now, in the box we'll wait and hide 

Until his curiosity entices him to look inside 

And then we'll have him One, two, three 

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick 

Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick 

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits 

Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks 

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see 

Lock him in a cage and then we throw away the key