Dude? (skit) Lyrics - Worth Tha Weight - Shawnna

You want a proper fix, call me, 

You want to get your kicks, call me 

You want your G's fixed, call me, 

Mi have the remix, call me 

From di odda day it's like a play some bwoy a play 

Mi hear di girls callin' mi 

Hear di girls bawlin' mi hear di girls cryin' out 

She seh Beenie 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will tie me to the fan, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will do me in his van, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

Gal, if yuh love holla at mi one time (Hey!) 

Holla at mi if yuh waan di wickedest wine 

I know It's been awhile but baby neva mind 

Cause tonight tonight mi a gi yuh di whole nine (Hey!) 

Yo! satisfaction a every girl dream 

Mi love fi put it on when dem wiggle and scream (Hey!) 

Well, mi get a call from sexy Maxine 

She left a message pon mi answering machine she seh Beenie 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will tie me to the fan, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will do me in his van, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

She waan a man fi put har inna trance 

A man who know fi tun har round and mek she belly dance 

Rudebwoy lovin' wid a little romance 

She waan to get wild but she neva had a chance 

When, she seh she neva had it so deep 

So right now I'm di man she definitely wanna keep 

Har ex bwoyfriend use to come and drop asleep 

Dat's why when mi pager start beep she seh Beenie 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will tie me to the fan, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will do me in his van, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

You heard what she preferred, 

She waan a man weh mek she fly like a bird 

She waan a real man she don't waan nuh nerd 

She waan yuh gi har it good mark mi word 

I'm not a perv but mi mek she serv, 

She waan di rockula well until it curve 

Har ex bwoyfriend ain't got di nerve 

Have har a wait and she nah get served, 

So she seh Beenie 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will tie me to the fan, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will do me in his van, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

Gal, if yuh love holla at mi one time (Hey!) 

Holla at mi if yuh waan di wickedest wine 

I know It's been awhile but baby neva mind 

Cause tonight tonight mi a gi yuh di whole nine (Hey!) 

Yo! satisfaction a every girl dream 

Mi love fi put it on when dem wiggle and scream (Hey!) 

Well, mi get a call from sexy Maxine 

She left a message pon mi answering machine she seh Beenie 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will tie me to the fan, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three hour man 

I want a dude who will do me in his van, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

She waan a man fi put har inna trance 

A man who know fi tun har round and mek she belly dance 

Rudebwoy lovin wid a little romance 

She waan to get wild but she neva had a chance 

When, she seh she neva had it so deep 

So right now I'm di man she definetly wanna keep 

Har ex bwoyfriend use to come and drop asleep 

Dat's why when mi pager start beep she seh Beenie 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three holla man 

I want a dude who will tie me to the fan, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man 

I want a dude with the wickedest slam, 

I need a one, two, three holla man 

I want a dude who will do me in his van, 

A thug that can handle his biz like a man